At least he’s not standing in the puddle.

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bodily functions, booze, douche-baggery, hozd in progress, natural selection

09/09/2009 by Eddie

A classic, but heart-warming still…

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busted, douche-baggery, hozd in progress, sexual harassment, sports

09/08/2009 by Eddie

“Bunny” is for kids. I’m gonna call you Easter Rabbit. Got a problem with that?

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dangerous, douche-baggery, just plain mean, life comes at you fast, makin' Appalachian-like, non sequitur

09/02/2009 by Eddie

With classes starting this week, many new students are eager to fill their Facebook profile with photos of their new life and cool friends. Unfortunately many end up being an example of what not to do. Here are some tips to keep from being that guy or girl.

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bad times, bodily functions, booze, douche-baggery, hozd in progress, screwed, sexual harassment

08/25/2009 by Eddie

“I don’t feel your center yet…squeeze harder. That’s better”

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busted, douche-baggery, hozd in progress, sexual harassment

08/15/2009 by Eddie

Two young men you should never piss-off is 1) your daughter’s prom date and 2) the valet parking attendant.

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auto, douche-baggery, life comes at you fast, vengeance

08/06/2009 by Eddie

Another Hummer rapes again. But if you ask me, she was asking for it. Tarted up Honda Civics always do…

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auto, douche-baggery, totaled

08/05/2009 by Eddie

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auto, douche-baggery, non sequitur

08/04/2009 by Eddie

I think she answered her own question.

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auto, busted, douche-baggery, hozd in progress, screwed, vengeance

by Eddie

The sad truth is this sign was up for a month before he saw it. Meanwhile, somewhere there’s another Steven acting real nervous around his Emily.

But really, who’s the bigger slimeball: Steven, or the salesperson that 1) took the sale and 2) recommended that font?

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busted, douche-baggery, screwed, spousal abuse, vengeance

07/30/2009 by Eddie